February 2012
'Are you sure you're in the right place?'
Can’t tell if the train conductor on the platform was being nice or subtly hinting that I don’t look First Class material.
The only comment on my religion tutorial sheet:
‘This is fine but there is more room for improvement.’
No elaboration on how I can improve it. Thanks?
Don’t quite know why I’m so appalled to find actual carrot in my carrot cake. Don’t know what I was expecting to be honest.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Didn’t realise that every time I watched an episode of Arrested Development on Netflix it appeared on everyone’s newsfeed on Facebook. So, 53 episodes later…
I will never complain about the heat ever again. Summer, you can be as hot as you like. JUST HURRY UP.
remorselesshorses replied to your post: Was talking to a friend earlier how I don’t eat…
I don’t eat meat, but I’m not a vegetarian. This confuses the fuck out of people. My father can’t not eat meat, I don’t get it.
My mum is the same as you; she’s not a vegetarian but she’ll very rarely eat meat. And my nan eats meat but not chicken or beef. Each to their own but I...
Was talking to a friend earlier how I don’t eat beef. I got the whole interrogation thing I always get
why don’t you eat beef?
are you a vegetarian?
you’ve never had a hamburger?!
but if you eat spaghetti bolognese…?
don’t you want to eat beef?
Family don’t eat beef, no, no, lamb mince, no.
I don’t know why it’s such an alien concept for...
Apparently there was a 21 gun salute for the Queen at the Castle today. If I had stayed an hour more at New College I would have heard it because it’s right next to the castle. Daaaamn.
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This was not a good week to worry about the heating bill.
“facebook drools tumblr rules”
– Noam Chomsky (via artifist)
My brother sent me a video of my dogs at home in the snow. The littlest is so small the snow covers all her legs, and the big one likes eating it. Stupid dogs, I miss them.
“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...”
– Dalai Lama (via g-funk/bohemea) (via gypsyanatomy) (via thehermitage) (via crashinglybeautiful) (via jmek)
I think it’s snowing in Scunthorpe because every fucker is posting a snow-related Facebook status. Y’all should be up here in Edinburgh where it’s just been lovely and sunny (freezing, mind) all week.
